Clause & effect game of Bollywood

Katrina reportedly can’t sign on the dotted line for ‘Dhoom 3’ because of her ‘no bikini’ clause You make it in Bollywood, finally. Reams of scripts are on your table, finally. You can sign on that dotted line for Dharma or Yashraj, finally. But first, like every actor worth his greasepaint, you must lay down your conditions. So what will it be? A no-kissing clause? A no-bikini rule? How about the safest of them all – a no-exposure pact? Can’t decide? DT brings you the clause and effect game that you get to hear around the corridors of Bollywood.No bikini, pleaseKatrina kaif didn’t mind shedding her clothes for “Boom”. But that was then. Now, the actress won’t reveal anything on screen but her talent. That includes her sculpted body and her bodyguards... Err... Boyfriends. But now with Yash Raj threatening her with, ‘Wear bikini or walk out of “Dhoom 3”’, will Kat let herself out of the (clothes) bag?Two-piece bound by contractAsin Thottumkal may do the “Dhinka Chika” with Salman Khan, but she has made it clear to her “Housefull 2” director Sajid Khan that she will not be dancing around in a bikini. She actually has a no-bikini clause in her contract – a wise anticipatory move – because in the prequel, Sajid had got both his leading ladies, Lara Dutta and Deepika Padukone, to don the two-piece. Now, poor Jacqueline Fernandez, Asin’s co-star in “Housefull 2”, has been saddled with the burden of singlehandedly upping the film’s glam quotient!Won’t kiss the missShah Rukh Khan may oblige you with a “Dard-E-Disco” showing his paet... Err... Packs and all, but the Bollywood baadshah says he is not comfortable kissing on screen. Recently, we heard that King Khan might lock lips with Kareena Kapoor in the upcoming “Ra.One”. Well, no such luck; SRK hastily clarified that he would do no such thing. Wonder what/who it would take to get him to loosen up... Emraan Hashmi, step forward, please.Prachi won’t Pucker upPrachi Desai may be just a few films old, but televisions’s export to cinema started off with a finger on her lips: this Miss would definitely not kiss. Heck, if she could make it through a whole film without kissing, when her co-star was compulsive pecker Emraan Hashmi, we had to hand it to her. And if Emraan couldn’t make her loosen up those lips, who else would dare? These lips sure don’t lie. No cosying up to anyone elseSaif and kareena were always tightlipped about their marriage plans. Now, they’re just tightlipped. As in, they are not going to pucker up on screen. Not with anyone else. Hey, they said so on national television and royals remain true to their word.Won’t cross maryaadaSonakshi Sinha might call herself dabangg, but she’s not quite so when it comes to skin show. The actress, who sported nothing but saris in her debut film, ain’t giving up the bharatiya nari look just yet. Filmmakers dare not try to make her change her mind: what with a mommy taking care of such eventualities as well as having a Shotgun at home!